The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here!

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
There's only one KT [ok, then...]

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
I Liked The Kt So Much, I Bought The Company [DAMN STRAIGHT]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Kt [DAMN, I am so full of myself]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Have You Had Your Kt Today [...OMFG]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
A Glass and a Half in Every Kt [Am I mentality challenged?]

6. To someone you dislike?
Two Hours of Kt in Just Two Calories [the fuck?]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
I'm Lovin' Kt [ what. the. fuck.]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Tell Them About The Kt, Mummy [....]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Full Of Eastern Kt [as opposed to western kt?]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
I Saw Kt and I Thought of You [i hate this meme]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Turn Loose the Kt

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Aaahh, Kt [wow I'm a retard]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Which Twin has the Kt [twins? where?]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Kt [ewwwwwwww]

15. Your last words before you die...
You Too Can Have A Kt Like Mine [why do I speak in 3rd person like an r-tard]

16. Your message to a special someone..
The Real Smell of Kt [OMGWTFIMMAGONNAKILLYOU]

17. Title of this post will be..
What Would You Do For A Kt